I Have a Cool Mom

bro: eeee why you got so much hair on your leg??

me: ya laaaa and all my friends keep saying i got no hair, its just light only so can't see

mom: you got a lot of hair on your legs one meh michelle?!

me: ya la...

mom: maybe youre suppose to be a guy

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Deciding where to go for dinner tonight

bro: 30 plus for 2 people leh!

me: never mind la, you treat

bro: what the

bro and mom: fuck.

bro: high five mommy

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mom: aiyaaaaa andrew stop playing your game

bro: dont tell me not to play ah, i paid 49.90 for this

mom: its baby gameee!! its for kids

bro: no loh

mom: you dont know how to choose your game

mom: whose singing all the time?

mom: if its good singing... i dont mind you know? but its like, aye aye aye, haiya